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※ 本文為 cuteman0725 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2011-08-16 12:06:43
看板 joke
作者 kevin915 (凱文~帥)
標題 Re: [ＸＤ] 其實真善美是A片
時間 Fri Aug 12 23:39:34 2011

那鄧麗君的"舔咪咪"也是囉


詞 凱文哥/曲 印尼民謠


舔咪咪　你笑著舔咪咪
好像那話兒開在唇縫里
開在唇縫里

在哪里　在哪里姦過你
你的笑容這樣獸襲
我一直想勃起
啊　在夢里
夢里　猛力姦過你
舔咪咪時笑得多甜蜜

是你　是你
猛姦的就是你
在哪里　在哪里姦過你
你的笑容這樣獸襲
我一直想勃起
啊　再猛力


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