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※ 本文為 doracacazin 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2013-02-12 18:54:22
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作者 supatea (超級茶)
標題 Re: [笑話] 你媽超胖
時間 Mon Feb 11 20:47:44 2013


※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之銘言:
: 這系列讓我想到以前在美國很愛看有個叫Yomama的節目
: 就是兩個人用Yo mama is so fat當梗互戰
: 可惜都沒人翻譯...
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
1.你媽超胖 她的肚臍比她早十五分鐘到家

: Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease,
: the doctor gave her ten years to live.
2.你媽超胖 當她感染一種會食肉的病毒 醫生告訴她只剩下十年可以活

: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her
: farts.
3.你媽超胖 國家氣象局為她的每一個屁命名
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
4.你媽超胖 當她穿黃色雨衣的時候 人們大叫 "計程車!"
: Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George
: Washington's nose.
5.你媽超胖 她坐在一元上把華盛頓的鼻屎從他鼻子擠壓出來
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
6.你媽超胖 他進電梯的時候 只能往下
: Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing
: up.
7.你媽超胖 他當的BB扣響的時候 人們以為他在倒車
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
8.你媽超胖 他必須在車道上燙他的褲子
: Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing
: flip flops.
9.你媽超胖 他出門時穿高跟鞋 回來時穿著拖鞋
: Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
10.你媽超胖 人們為了運動圍著她慢跑
: Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her
: for the New World.
11.你媽超胖 當她浮在海上的時候 西班牙人稱之為新世界
: Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
: on the other side just to get her through!
12.你媽超胖 你必須潤滑門框 然後在門的另一邊拿著夾心派才能讓她過來
: Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up
: and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
13.你媽超胖 當她坐在海灘上 綠色和平(環保組織)出現 嘗試著將她拖回海洋
: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
14.你媽超胖 當她玩高空彈跳的時候 把橋拉斷了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
15.你媽超胖 當她自言自語時需要打長途電話
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
16.你媽超胖 她最後一次看90210是在磅秤上面
: Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.
16.5你媽超胖 光會在她身旁折射 (指你媽胖到到光會從旁繞過去)
: Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still
: printing!
17. 你媽超胖 我去年聖誕節照她的照片 現在還在洗
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
18.你媽超胖 當她坐在沃爾瑪 他們就特價了

: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
19.你媽超胖 當她坐在iphone上 就變成ipad了

: Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
20.你媽超胖 她可以保團體保險
: Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
21.你媽超胖 她被規劃成商業發展區域
: Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.
22.你媽超胖 她走進盆地就變成平地
: Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.
23.你媽超胖 她用全方位走向你
: Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the
: lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
24.你媽超胖 當她在海灘上爬上跳水台 救生員告訴你爸 "你不能在這停車"
: Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
25.你媽超胖 她的麥片碗有救生員
: Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
26.你媽超胖 她看起來像在走私福斯汽車
: Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy
: ’s word for it.
27.你媽超胖 當她要人擦鞋時 她必須相信這個人
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.
28.你媽超胖 她唱歌的時候每個人都能聽到
: Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
: the milk carton to display her picture.
29.你媽超胖 她必需用牛奶盒的四個面來顯示她正在跑的照片
: Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls,
: she played with midgets.
30.你媽超胖 她小時候沒有跟洋娃娃玩 而是跟侏儒玩
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.
31.你媽超胖 她用兩輛公車來當溜冰鞋
: Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
32. 你媽超胖 她把死星給吹爆了 (blow up有爆炸 充氣 打氣等意思 雙關)
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
33.你媽超胖 她去自助餐可以拿團體價
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
34.你媽超胖 她的皮帶要用迴力鏢來扣
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a
: forklift.
35.你媽超胖 她不用叉子吃飯 她用堆高機吃
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the
: rent.
36.你媽超胖 房東一看到她就把租金加成兩人份
: Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
37.你媽超胖 你媽超胖 減重俱樂部都不敢看她
: Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying
: "Caution! Wide Turn".
38.你媽超胖 高速公路巡警讓她帶了一個標誌" 注意! 大角度轉彎"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
: HOUSE!
39.你媽超胖 當她坐在房子裡就坐滿了房子
: Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time,
: please".
40.你媽超胖 她站在體重計上會出現"請一次一個人"
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
41.你媽超胖 她墜入愛河然後噴發了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do
: livestock".
42.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 它說"我們不為牲畜秤"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
43.你媽超胖 當她在第四街拌倒 她在12街著陸
: Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!
44.你媽超胖 除非她移動不然神不能點亮地球
: Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
45.你媽超胖 連比爾蓋茲都付不起她的抽脂費
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her
: pockets.
46.你媽超胖 她必需拉下她的褲子才能伸進口袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
47.你媽超胖 她出生日是6/4~6/6號 (我也不知道我原本怎麼翻的這麼蠢 感謝指正)

: Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
48.你媽超胖 她可能跌倒了連自己都不知道
: Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum
: occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
49.你媽超胖 餐廳的標誌寫著 "最多300人 或是你媽"
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
50.你媽超胖 她在阿斯匹靈上面塗了美乃滋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
51.你媽超胖 她出生時嘴裡有銀鏟子 (銀湯匙梗)
: Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
52.你媽超胖 當她要載她的屁股時 要載兩趟
: Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
53.你媽超胖 她必須去海洋世界才能受洗
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.
54.你媽超胖 她的肚臍有回音
: Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back
: party.
55.你媽超胖 當她轉身的時候人們給她一個歡迎回來的派對
: Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
56.你媽超胖 她的肚臍下面不是毛是毛衣
: Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.
57.你媽超胖 她的照片會把牆弄垮
: Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
58.你媽超胖 當她洗澡的時候腳不會弄濕
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
59.你媽超胖 她的口紅上有台畫線機
: Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
60.你媽超胖 她可以賣遮涼處
: Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
61.你媽超胖 我繞著她轉兩圈就迷路了
: Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
62.你媽超胖 她的屁股的影子有一百磅重
: Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and
: yell, “Hey, break it up.”
63.你媽超胖 當她站在角落 警察經過對他大喊"快分開!"
: Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
64.你媽超胖 她的血型是義大利肉醬
: Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an
: overnight bag.
65.你媽超胖 她跑50米時需要一個旅行袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
66.你媽超胖 甚至AOL聊天室都裝不下她
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
67.你媽超胖 她沒有一個裁縫師 她有一個承包商
: Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as
: big.
68.你媽超胖 她量三圍是36-24-36 另外一隻手跟這個一樣大
: Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.
69.你媽超胖 她去烤漆店塗腳指甲
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
: HER!
70.你媽超胖 她去遊樂園的時候 大家都想要搭她
: Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
71.你媽超胖 她往空中跳的時候被卡住了
: Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
72.你媽超胖 她的下巴比電話簿還厚
: Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
73.你媽超胖 她影響了潮汐
: Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A.,
: Chicago..."
74.你媽超胖 當她玩跳房子的時候 她到了"紐約 洛杉磯 芝加哥"
: Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
75.你媽超胖 NASA必須放個衛星在她周圍
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
76.你媽超胖 當她坐在我臉上我不能聽到立體聲
: Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
77.你媽超胖 他們必須潤滑浴缸好把你媽給拖出來
: Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!
78.你媽超胖 她住在雙方的家庭 (?)
: Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
79.你媽超胖 她在動物園 大象對她丟花生米
: Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
80.你媽超胖 你必須要滾兩次才能離開她
: Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.
81.你媽超胖 她跑步的時候需要把車子防盜器關掉
: Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.
82.你媽超胖 她摸不到後面的口袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.
83.你媽超胖 她有自己的地心引力
: Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
84.你媽超胖 她踩在彩虹上面做彩虹糖
: Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by
: satellite cameras.
85.你媽超胖 你唯一的相片是用衛星照出來的
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try
: to land on her back!
86.你媽超胖 當她穿著印有"Malcolm X"的T恤 直升機想要降落在她背上
: Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.
87.你媽超胖 她綁不到自己的鞋帶
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling
: Free Willy.
88.你媽超胖 當她坐在海灘上的時候 人們跑向她大喊 威鯨!
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
89.你媽超胖 她用紅木來剔牙
: Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out
90.你媽超胖 她切她的腿時 肉汁跑出來
: Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade...
: wearing ropes.
91.你媽超胖 她在感恩節遊行時穿著繩子
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: Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she
: starts eating.
92.你媽超胖 當他想減肥時才減就肥了
: Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.
93.你媽超胖 她有一半是義大利 一半愛爾蘭 一半美國人
: Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
94.你媽超胖 他的腰圍是赤道
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
你媽超胖 她甚至不能太早下定論(美國俚語
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.
95.你媽超胖 她用床墊當她的衛生棉條
: Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that
: rock at me?"
96.你媽超胖 當她被公車撞到 她說"誰拿石頭丟我?"
: Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her
: because we dressed her up as a Toyota.
97.你媽超胖 我們去免下車店甚至不用算她的錢 因為我們幫他打扮成TOYOTA
: Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
: marks.
98.你媽超胖 當她出生時給了醫院妊娠紋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused
: an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
99.你媽超胖 她被E.T.這部片剪掉了 因為她再騎腳踏車去月球時造成了月蝕
: Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
100.你媽超胖 當你在他頭上的時候你就耳鳴了 (
: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to
: have it removed.
101.你媽超胖 當她被車撞的時候要去醫院把車移除
: Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".
102.你媽超胖 當她吃"Wheat Thicks"
: Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!
103.你媽超胖 我們現在就在她的身體裡!
: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to
: everyone.
104.你媽超胖 她去電影院坐在每個人的旁邊
: Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
105.你媽超胖 她被宣布成禿鷹的自然棲息地
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give
: directions!
106.你媽超胖 她想要握手的時候 她需要給對方導航 (
: Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!
107.你媽超胖 連朵拉都不能探索她
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".
108.你媽超胖 她站在體重計上 上面寫著 "續待"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu
: and says "okay!"
109.你媽超胖 她去餐廳看著菜單說 "OKAY!"
: Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
110.你媽超胖 她的脖子看起來像一打熱狗
: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
111.你媽超胖 她高空彈掉的時候 直達地獄
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!
112.你媽超胖 她有自己的區域代碼
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
113.你媽超胖 她必須買三張飛機票
: Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
114.你媽超胖 不管她什麼時候去海灘都是漲潮
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
115.你媽超胖 她腿上有捷運的標記
: Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
116.你媽超胖 她的腿像變質的牛奶 豐滿厚實
: Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
: her good side!
117.你媽超胖 我必須搭火車和兩趟公車才能討她歡心 (俚語梗)
: Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections!
118.你媽超胖 她必須被分段叫醒
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
119.你媽超胖 當她躺在沙灘上沒人照的到太陽
: Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a
: helicopter!
120.你媽超胖 她的高中照片必須用直升機照
: Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
121.你媽超胖 她穿高跟鞋走路的時候 她榨油出來!
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!
122.你媽超胖 她跌倒的時候弄出來大峽谷!
: Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!
123.你媽超胖 她她衣服也有妊娠紋!
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
124.你媽超胖 她必須用VCR當蜂鳴器
: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!
125.你媽超胖 她被一個停好車的車撞到
: Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
: jumping.
126.你媽超胖 她用她的內衣來綁高空彈跳的繩子
: Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to
: get up again.
127.你媽超胖 她摔跤時 她試圖從睡眠中保持清醒
: Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of
: gas.
128.你媽超胖 當我開車繞著她轉就沒油了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came
: out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
129.你媽超胖 當她去教堂坐在聖經上時 耶穌出現說"讓我的人民走!"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
130.你媽超胖 她在音樂會跳舞 樂團整段都跳過了
: Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.
131.你媽超胖 她站在兩種不同的時區上
: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a
: bouncy castle.
132.你媽超胖 她去博覽會 小孩以為她是充氣城堡
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have
: to install speed bumps.
133.你媽超胖 她去一個吃到飽的地方 她必須安裝減速線
: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing
: "We Are Family".
134.你媽超胖 當她去海洋世界 鯨魚在唱 我們是一家人
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
135.你媽超胖 她從床的兩邊跌下來
: Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.
136.你媽超胖 她睡衣上的條紋永遠不會結束
: Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
137.你媽超胖 每次她放屁時 Al Gore就警告全球暖化
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!
138.你媽超胖 她有每個餐廳的快速撥號
: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone
: number.
139.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 上面顯示她的電話號碼
: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide.
140.你媽超胖 她不需要網路 她自己就是世界
: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight".
141.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 上面寫著 "該減肥了"
: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!
142.你媽超胖 她不作夢 她夢電影!
: Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!
143.你媽超胖 當她走路時 地球自轉方向會改變

你媽超胖 當進版畫面用她的照片當可撥動畫 你進不了版

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freedom77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD1F 02/11 20:57
ikew:水準高很多2F 02/11 20:59
takay:英文版比較好笑XDDDD3F 02/11 20:59
conbanwa:XDDDDDDDDD4F 02/11 21:00
lithaimo:第一個就笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD5F 02/11 21:01
xx52002:這種程度不是很簡單就看懂了嘛         感謝翻譯6F 02/11 21:02
st90513:http://0rz.tw/AvPCl7F 02/11 21:07
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hfuman:你媽超胖 她的頭皮屑被人當作雲朵9F 02/11 21:08
therewego:22.你媽超胖 她走進平地就變成盆地 也說的通10F 02/11 21:09
h390s091:整串看下來這篇水準最高11F 02/11 21:10
flydogbus:整理翻譯推12F 02/11 21:11
shadow278604:有笑有推XD13F 02/11 21:11
Ximcra:馬的 超多XD14F 02/11 21:11
kevistar:15不是"需要打"而是自言自語有如國際電話般的意思15F 02/11 21:13
kevistar:18超靠北XDDD
ShoeiX12:這篇翻得快價值破千 超強17F 02/11 21:14
renlone:超有梗 可是太多我END了18F 02/11 21:16
nobodyx:47應該是說生日在6/4~6/6?19F 02/11 21:16
nobodyx:47應該是說生日在6/4~6/6
kevistar:58翻成沖澡會比較好懂一點XD21F 02/11 21:19
yk156560:XDD22F 02/11 21:22
kevistar:85你媽唯一的相片23F 02/11 21:22
Posaune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD24F 02/11 21:22
lele1014:認真翻譯推25F 02/11 21:22
cheko:第47的翻譯應該是 她出生在6/4、6/5、6/6號26F 02/11 21:22
kevistar:92神翻譯XDDDDDDD這個真的超厲害27F 02/11 21:22
will1118:Yo mama so fat that it is over 100 Yo mama so fat28F 02/11 21:23
OHLALALALA:對不起...辛苦你了...29F 02/11 21:25
HornyDragon:有很多笑點沒翻出來或是根本翻歪了........30F 02/11 21:25
OHLALALALA:不不...我覺得有那個耐性翻已經沒什麼好嫌惹31F 02/11 21:27
coolmayday:47.應該翻譯成她出生在6月4號5號6號32F 02/11 21:28
HornyDragon:比如說29吧  那是指牛奶盒上的失蹤人口協尋照片33F 02/11 21:28
是說 我根本不知道牛奶盒上有印這東西
還以為是代言人的照片
danieo:有翻有推 錯誤大家幫忙找就好了34F 02/11 21:28
HornyDragon:但是你居然能把ran away翻成跑步......orz35F 02/11 21:28
kevistar:137 Al Gore 指控她造成全球暖化36F 02/11 21:30
coolmayday:65 overnight bag應該翻成睡袋?37F 02/11 21:32
kevistar:推翻譯,辛苦啦!!XD38F 02/11 21:32
HornyDragon:還有56是指肚臍裡面不會卡線頭,會卡整件毛衣進去39F 02/11 21:33
sasd1793:有梗推 翻譯推40F 02/11 21:35
HornyDragon:72其實是有點歧視亞洲人的笑話...不過沒翻出來也沒差41F 02/11 21:35
HornyDragon:81是指觸動汽車防盜器  不是關掉......完全翻反了orz
coolmayday:76不懂 78是指胖到橫跨夫家跟親家?43F 02/11 21:39
HornyDragon:100明明是說爬到她頭頂後會耳鳴  哪來的說注意orz44F 02/11 21:41
我少看了一個get XD
HornyDragon:101是指去醫院把車從身上拿出來45F 02/11 21:42
HornyDragon:112翻郵遞區號比較好
這個code指的應該是 電話號碼開頭的 像 台北02  桃園03  郵遞區號小了一點
JUSTNONE:樓上乾脆回文重翻比較快47F 02/11 21:45
HornyDragon:120  senior pictures指的是高中畢業紀念照...48F 02/11 21:45
mike2025302:979批幣  辛苦了~~~49F 02/11 21:47
HornyDragon:127是說  你媽跌倒想起身時把自己搖到睡著50F 02/11 21:47
galleon2000:辛苦辛苦~51F 02/11 21:50
coolmayday:143應該是該變地球自旋52F 02/11 21:50
wangquanchi:你媽超胖這個梗到底哪裡好笑.....53F 02/11 21:53
yoyotvyoo:推!54F 02/11 21:55
HornyDragon:翻譯辛苦了  不過真的錯誤百出啊orz55F 02/11 21:55
aa85720tw:朵拉那個好好笑XD56F 02/11 21:59
rei196:幹你媽的我邊看邊留眼淚,怎麼能翻得這麼好阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDD57F 02/11 22:01
kiwivino1023:看到第一個就笑了XDDDDDDDDD58F 02/11 22:02
JACK19920102:好色龍可以發一篇訂正版的59F 02/11 22:05
winner27:哇靠......XDDDDD60F 02/11 22:06
chrispherd:認真翻給推61F 02/11 22:08
umano:108待續62F 02/11 22:15
shild76321:你媽超胖 你媽生你時還得拜託醫生走進去抱你出來63F 02/11 22:17
L0v35:92應該是說他吸收光線64F 02/11 22:20
a3225737:16是什麼梗?65F 02/11 22:24
L0v35:90210是影集 被當成是體重66F 02/11 22:24
miao5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD67F 02/11 22:27
guitarmoon:板名乾脆改成你媽超胖好了,這系列文有完沒完啊……68F 02/11 22:28
LoveBea:XD69F 02/11 22:33
rogerxul:16.17中間的重力透鏡哏竟然沒有編號XDDD70F 02/11 22:33
strangechu:是很好笑 但是實在錯太多71F 02/11 22:34
Robot Chicken: Death Star Yo Momma - YouTube
Is it hard for Vader to hear the Emperor talk about Padme like that?

 
JiaKe:類似的還有yo mama so stupid/dumb/thin/!@#$%^&*(73F 02/11 22:35
Kinliu:太長了看不下去啦XDDD74F 02/11 22:44
sixpoint:第50不是你媽 是土方吧75F 02/11 22:44
leftfoot:超棒的76F 02/11 22:50
aa20035:27 ??77F 02/11 22:59
bolue:好多新鮮梗XDDDD78F 02/11 23:03
YAHO0:我也覺得錯太多..感覺像是用翻譯軟體或估狗翻的79F 02/11 23:05
CrazyLord:妳媽超胖 可以影響潮汐80F 02/11 23:16
hot4321:push81F 02/11 23:22
alan810910:27求解~82F 02/11 23:32
gary77755:27是因為她被她的肉擋住了所以看不到擦鞋的人83F 02/11 23:39
gary77755:所以要相信他吧
WilliamXZ:笑翻天lol85F 02/11 23:41
vonvf:有沒有「Yo mama」的battle啊 就像阿姆尬rap那樣86F 02/11 23:50
TouchFish:我突然發現這篇可以拿來練習英文耶!!!87F 02/11 23:56
lockerwang:辛苦了88F 02/12 00:04
luluhihi:認真89F 02/12 00:05
CFfisher:..有點多90F 02/12 00:06
mylife001:推給你了~才不給另一篇呢91F 02/12 00:08
shenisq:92F 02/12 00:11
tw0517tw:92 他的減肥餐要從日出開始吃93F 02/12 00:13
f222051618:推 XD94F 02/12 00:15
tw0517tw:72 他的下巴層數比中國電話簿頁數還多95F 02/12 00:17
imdodoim:錯誤滿多的96F 02/12 01:19
sinars:樓上可以幫忙修正97F 02/12 01:49
Addidas:錯太多 野人獻曝 google都不會錯那麼多98F 02/12 02:27
kjboy:辛苦了99F 02/12 02:57
nagisaK:不會翻就不要逞強100F 02/12 03:08



有人好酸 給她含石蕊試紙會變成紅色
有人好酸 他去餐廳點炒青菜 吃了一口問服務生: 我沒有點酸菜阿?
有人好酸 他的口水能和鹼產生化學反應 生成鹽和水

我想說這篇文章沒人理 就拿去來試試 沒想到..
就像去當志工掃街 該地居民還跳出來說 我家門前沒掃乾淨
到底在幹什麼 到底會不會掃阿 幹什麼吃的阿 行不行啊 會不會啊 要不要教你啊
出一張嘴 最後他的口水噴滿整個地板我還要幫他拖地 實際上也沒做什麼

因為有點累 當時翻完這篇後發文後就睡了 並沒有校稿
我流翻譯真是抱歉

指出錯誤的鄉民們真是感謝

是故學然後知不足,教然後知困。
知不足然後能自反也,知困然後能自強也。
故曰教學相長也。

下台一鞠躬

往好處想 至少你媽超胖翻對了 對吧?
CDing:辛苦推101F 02/12 04:34
cawba:屁孩虛我就推102F 02/12 06:05
※ 編輯: supatea         來自: 114.34.32.110        (02/12 08:46)
Winson1017:轉錄至看板 KS98-302                                  02/12 08:24
joey89116:XDDD103F 02/12 09:24
Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD104F 02/12 09:47
Walden:翻錯一堆還敢說咧105F 02/12 09:49
gsiplo:不錯啦  反正重點是你媽超胖XDDDD106F 02/12 09:54
joyispig:辛苦了!!!107F 02/12 10:16
kidx:有些看不懂涵義  但大致上蠻歡樂的XD108F 02/12 10:18
ray2277:推109F 02/12 10:31
yihongcho:推~~酸民不死 只是無聊 :p110F 02/12 10:44
RedBug312:推143 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD111F 02/12 11:00
a25863796:還是要推一下原po的用心!!!112F 02/12 11:05
keepoo:推推113F 02/12 11:40
blackyady:推原PO耐心翻譯 我都沒耐心看完全部了 酸民鍵盤英文老師114F 02/12 11:45
musha1989:看到一半END了 實在太多 原PO真有耐心 =  =115F 02/12 12:22
bboyallcome:幹 好酸XD 至少"你媽超胖"翻對了XDDDDDD116F 02/12 12:51
cochon23:推117F 02/12 13:02
DylanBundy:錯一堆118F 02/12 13:38
rademiel:推119F 02/12 13:42
catas:推原po的用心120F 02/12 13:55
Dix123:不得不推121F 02/12 14:06
ts00834811:推~122F 02/12 14:38
briangd2s:...123F 02/12 14:52
※ 編輯: supatea         來自: 114.34.32.110        (02/12 15:53)
hgfck:支持熱心!!!!124F 02/12 15:53
jetrider:推推125F 02/12 15:53
det6875:辛苦推 打字也要工的 虛的人真是唉126F 02/12 16:05
jctron:有些錯太誇張了127F 02/12 16:28
ohmygodha:辛苦推 拜託別跟酸民認真 八卦跟就可最容易出酸民128F 02/12 17:09
hxh0810:推熱心129F 02/12 17:13
HDT:錯一堆就錯一堆 翻譯出錯超正常的130F 02/12 17:17
HDT:願意改正就好了 不過我覺得叉子和堆高機可以改成叉車
HDT:雖然叉車是中國那邊在用的 不過比起叉子和堆高機 叉能車比較能
HDT:叉車比較能表現出雙關語笑點
roamerX:推!!!笑到差點看不下去134F 02/12 17:57
whmclschuhw:給推135F 02/12 18:24
CFfisher:推推喔 ~ :D136F 02/12 18:34
toNpppa:說錯一堆的自己回一篇正確的阿  嘴炮哥XDD137F 02/12 18:42

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你媽超胖 她要最準的經緯度才能擦屁X
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幹嘛一直罵人家媽媽,沒水準。...XD
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推梗,推翻譯
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這是真正的中二梗...
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推 toNpppa:說錯一堆的自己回一篇正確的阿  嘴炮哥XDD
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這個可以當成英文教材....
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感謝翻譯 好久沒看到這麼好笑的XD
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