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作者 標題 Re: [笑話] 你媽超胖
時間 Mon Feb 11 20:47:44 2013
※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之銘言:
: 這系列讓我想到以前在美國很愛看有個叫Yomama的節目
: 就是兩個人用Yo mama is so fat當梗互戰
: 可惜都沒人翻譯...
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
1.你媽超胖 她的肚臍比她早十五分鐘到家
: Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease,
: the doctor gave her ten years to live.
2.你媽超胖 當她感染一種會食肉的病毒 醫生告訴她只剩下十年可以活
: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her
: farts.
3.你媽超胖 國家氣象局為她的每一個屁命名
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
4.你媽超胖 當她穿黃色雨衣的時候 人們大叫 "計程車!"
: Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George
: Washington's nose.
5.你媽超胖 她坐在一元上把華盛頓的鼻屎從他鼻子擠壓出來
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
6.你媽超胖 他進電梯的時候 只能往下
: Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing
: up.
7.你媽超胖 他當的BB扣響的時候 人們以為他在倒車
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
8.你媽超胖 他必須在車道上燙他的褲子
: Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing
: flip flops.
9.你媽超胖 他出門時穿高跟鞋 回來時穿著拖鞋
: Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
10.你媽超胖 人們為了運動圍著她慢跑
: Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her
: for the New World.
11.你媽超胖 當她浮在海上的時候 西班牙人稱之為新世界
: Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
: on the other side just to get her through!
12.你媽超胖 你必須潤滑門框 然後在門的另一邊拿著夾心派才能讓她過來
: Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up
: and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
13.你媽超胖 當她坐在海灘上 綠色和平(環保組織)出現 嘗試著將她拖回海洋
: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
14.你媽超胖 當她玩高空彈跳的時候 把橋拉斷了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
15.你媽超胖 當她自言自語時需要打長途電話
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
16.你媽超胖 她最後一次看90210是在磅秤上面
: Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.
16.5你媽超胖 光會在她身旁折射 (指你媽胖到到光會從旁繞過去)
: Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still
: printing!
17. 你媽超胖 我去年聖誕節照她的照片 現在還在洗
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
18.你媽超胖 當她坐在沃爾瑪 他們就特價了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
19.你媽超胖 當她坐在iphone上 就變成ipad了
: Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
20.你媽超胖 她可以保團體保險
: Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
21.你媽超胖 她被規劃成商業發展區域
: Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.
22.你媽超胖 她走進盆地就變成平地
: Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.
23.你媽超胖 她用全方位走向你
: Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the
: lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
24.你媽超胖 當她在海灘上爬上跳水台 救生員告訴你爸 "你不能在這停車"
: Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
25.你媽超胖 她的麥片碗有救生員
: Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
26.你媽超胖 她看起來像在走私福斯汽車
: Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy
: ’s word for it.
27.你媽超胖 當她要人擦鞋時 她必須相信這個人
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.
28.你媽超胖 她唱歌的時候每個人都能聽到
: Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of
: the milk carton to display her picture.
29.你媽超胖 她必需用牛奶盒的四個面來顯示她正在跑的照片
: Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls,
: she played with midgets.
30.你媽超胖 她小時候沒有跟洋娃娃玩 而是跟侏儒玩
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.
31.你媽超胖 她用兩輛公車來當溜冰鞋
: Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
32. 你媽超胖 她把死星給吹爆了 (blow up有爆炸 充氣 打氣等意思 雙關)
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
33.你媽超胖 她去自助餐可以拿團體價
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
34.你媽超胖 她的皮帶要用迴力鏢來扣
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a
: forklift.
35.你媽超胖 她不用叉子吃飯 她用堆高機吃
: Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the
: rent.
36.你媽超胖 房東一看到她就把租金加成兩人份
: Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
37.你媽超胖 你媽超胖 減重俱樂部都不敢看她
: Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying
: "Caution! Wide Turn".
38.你媽超胖 高速公路巡警讓她帶了一個標誌" 注意! 大角度轉彎"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
: HOUSE!
39.你媽超胖 當她坐在房子裡就坐滿了房子
: Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time,
: please".
40.你媽超胖 她站在體重計上會出現"請一次一個人"
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
41.你媽超胖 她墜入愛河然後噴發了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do
: livestock".
42.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 它說"我們不為牲畜秤"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
43.你媽超胖 當她在第四街拌倒 她在12街著陸
: Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!
44.你媽超胖 除非她移動不然神不能點亮地球
: Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
45.你媽超胖 連比爾蓋茲都付不起她的抽脂費
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her
: pockets.
46.你媽超胖 她必需拉下她的褲子才能伸進口袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
47.你媽超胖 她出生日是6/4~6/6號 (我也不知道我原本怎麼翻的這麼蠢 感謝指正)
: Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
48.你媽超胖 她可能跌倒了連自己都不知道
: Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum
: occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
49.你媽超胖 餐廳的標誌寫著 "最多300人 或是你媽"
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
50.你媽超胖 她在阿斯匹靈上面塗了美乃滋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
51.你媽超胖 她出生時嘴裡有銀鏟子 (銀湯匙梗)
: Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
52.你媽超胖 當她要載她的屁股時 要載兩趟
: Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
53.你媽超胖 她必須去海洋世界才能受洗
: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.
54.你媽超胖 她的肚臍有回音
: Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back
: party.
55.你媽超胖 當她轉身的時候人們給她一個歡迎回來的派對
: Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
56.你媽超胖 她的肚臍下面不是毛是毛衣
: Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.
57.你媽超胖 她的照片會把牆弄垮
: Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
58.你媽超胖 當她洗澡的時候腳不會弄濕
: Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
59.你媽超胖 她的口紅上有台畫線機
: Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
60.你媽超胖 她可以賣遮涼處
: Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
61.你媽超胖 我繞著她轉兩圈就迷路了
: Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
62.你媽超胖 她的屁股的影子有一百磅重
: Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and
: yell, “Hey, break it up.”
63.你媽超胖 當她站在角落 警察經過對他大喊"快分開!"
: Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
64.你媽超胖 她的血型是義大利肉醬
: Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an
: overnight bag.
65.你媽超胖 她跑50米時需要一個旅行袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
66.你媽超胖 甚至AOL聊天室都裝不下她
: Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
67.你媽超胖 她沒有一個裁縫師 她有一個承包商
: Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as
: big.
68.你媽超胖 她量三圍是36-24-36 另外一隻手跟這個一樣大
: Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.
69.你媽超胖 她去烤漆店塗腳指甲
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
: HER!
70.你媽超胖 她去遊樂園的時候 大家都想要搭她
: Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
71.你媽超胖 她往空中跳的時候被卡住了
: Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
72.你媽超胖 她的下巴比電話簿還厚
: Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
73.你媽超胖 她影響了潮汐
: Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A.,
: Chicago..."
74.你媽超胖 當她玩跳房子的時候 她到了"紐約 洛杉磯 芝加哥"
: Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
75.你媽超胖 NASA必須放個衛星在她周圍
: Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
76.你媽超胖 當她坐在我臉上我不能聽到立體聲
: Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
77.你媽超胖 他們必須潤滑浴缸好把你媽給拖出來
: Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!
78.你媽超胖 她住在雙方的家庭 (?)
: Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
79.你媽超胖 她在動物園 大象對她丟花生米
: Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
80.你媽超胖 你必須要滾兩次才能離開她
: Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.
81.你媽超胖 她跑步的時候需要把車子防盜器關掉
: Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.
82.你媽超胖 她摸不到後面的口袋
: Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.
83.你媽超胖 她有自己的地心引力
: Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
84.你媽超胖 她踩在彩虹上面做彩虹糖
: Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by
: satellite cameras.
85.你媽超胖 你唯一的相片是用衛星照出來的
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try
: to land on her back!
86.你媽超胖 當她穿著印有"Malcolm X"的T恤 直升機想要降落在她背上
: Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.
87.你媽超胖 她綁不到自己的鞋帶
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling
: Free Willy.
88.你媽超胖 當她坐在海灘上的時候 人們跑向她大喊 威鯨!
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
89.你媽超胖 她用紅木來剔牙
: Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out
90.你媽超胖 她切她的腿時 肉汁跑出來
: Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade...
: wearing ropes.
91.你媽超胖 她在感恩節遊行時穿著繩子
http://i.imgur.com/iFwfjJV.jpg
: starts eating.
92.你媽超胖 當他想減肥時才減就肥了
: Yo mama is so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.
93.你媽超胖 她有一半是義大利 一半愛爾蘭 一半美國人
: Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
94.你媽超胖 他的腰圍是赤道
: Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
你媽超胖 她甚至不能太早下定論(美國俚語
: Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.
95.你媽超胖 她用床墊當她的衛生棉條
: Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that
: rock at me?"
96.你媽超胖 當她被公車撞到 她說"誰拿石頭丟我?"
: Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her
: because we dressed her up as a Toyota.
97.你媽超胖 我們去免下車店甚至不用算她的錢 因為我們幫他打扮成TOYOTA
: Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch
: marks.
98.你媽超胖 當她出生時給了醫院妊娠紋
: Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused
: an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
99.你媽超胖 她被E.T.這部片剪掉了 因為她再騎腳踏車去月球時造成了月蝕
: Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
100.你媽超胖 當你在他頭上的時候你就耳鳴了 (
: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to
: have it removed.
101.你媽超胖 當她被車撞的時候要去醫院把車移除
: Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".
102.你媽超胖 當她吃"Wheat Thicks"
: Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!
103.你媽超胖 我們現在就在她的身體裡!
: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to
: everyone.
104.你媽超胖 她去電影院坐在每個人的旁邊
: Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
105.你媽超胖 她被宣布成禿鷹的自然棲息地
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give
: directions!
106.你媽超胖 她想要握手的時候 她需要給對方導航 (
: Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!
107.你媽超胖 連朵拉都不能探索她
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".
108.你媽超胖 她站在體重計上 上面寫著 "續待"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu
: and says "okay!"
109.你媽超胖 她去餐廳看著菜單說 "OKAY!"
: Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
110.你媽超胖 她的脖子看起來像一打熱狗
: Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
111.你媽超胖 她高空彈掉的時候 直達地獄
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!
112.你媽超胖 她有自己的區域代碼
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
113.你媽超胖 她必須買三張飛機票
: Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
114.你媽超胖 不管她什麼時候去海灘都是漲潮
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
115.你媽超胖 她腿上有捷運的標記
: Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
116.你媽超胖 她的腿像變質的牛奶 豐滿厚實
: Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
: her good side!
117.你媽超胖 我必須搭火車和兩趟公車才能討她歡心 (俚語梗)
: Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections!
118.你媽超胖 她必須被分段叫醒
: Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
119.你媽超胖 當她躺在沙灘上沒人照的到太陽
: Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a
: helicopter!
120.你媽超胖 她的高中照片必須用直升機照
: Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
121.你媽超胖 她穿高跟鞋走路的時候 她榨油出來!
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!
122.你媽超胖 她跌倒的時候弄出來大峽谷!
: Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!
123.你媽超胖 她她衣服也有妊娠紋!
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
124.你媽超胖 她必須用VCR當蜂鳴器
: Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!
125.你媽超胖 她被一個停好車的車撞到
: Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
: jumping.
126.你媽超胖 她用她的內衣來綁高空彈跳的繩子
: Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to
: get up again.
127.你媽超胖 她摔跤時 她試圖從睡眠中保持清醒
: Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of
: gas.
128.你媽超胖 當我開車繞著她轉就沒油了
: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came
: out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
129.你媽超胖 當她去教堂坐在聖經上時 耶穌出現說"讓我的人民走!"
: Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
130.你媽超胖 她在音樂會跳舞 樂團整段都跳過了
: Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.
131.你媽超胖 她站在兩種不同的時區上
: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a
: bouncy castle.
132.你媽超胖 她去博覽會 小孩以為她是充氣城堡
: Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have
: to install speed bumps.
133.你媽超胖 她去一個吃到飽的地方 她必須安裝減速線
: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing
: "We Are Family".
134.你媽超胖 當她去海洋世界 鯨魚在唱 我們是一家人
: Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
135.你媽超胖 她從床的兩邊跌下來
: Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.
136.你媽超胖 她睡衣上的條紋永遠不會結束
: Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
137.你媽超胖 每次她放屁時 Al Gore就警告全球暖化
: Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!
138.你媽超胖 她有每個餐廳的快速撥號
: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone
: number.
139.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 上面顯示她的電話號碼
: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide.
140.你媽超胖 她不需要網路 她自己就是世界
: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight".
141.你媽超胖 當她站在體重計上 上面寫著 "該減肥了"
: Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!
142.你媽超胖 她不作夢 她夢電影!
: Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!
143.你媽超胖 當她走路時 地球自轉方向會改變
你媽超胖 當進版畫面用她的照片當可撥動畫 你進不了版
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推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD1F 02/11 20:57
推 :水準高很多2F 02/11 20:59
推 :英文版比較好笑XDDDD3F 02/11 20:59
推 :XDDDDDDDDD4F 02/11 21:00
推 :第一個就笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD5F 02/11 21:01
推 :這種程度不是很簡單就看懂了嘛 感謝翻譯6F 02/11 21:02
推 :你媽超胖 她的頭皮屑被人當作雲朵9F 02/11 21:08
推 :22.你媽超胖 她走進平地就變成盆地 也說的通10F 02/11 21:09
推 :整串看下來這篇水準最高11F 02/11 21:10
推 :整理翻譯推12F 02/11 21:11
推 :有笑有推XD13F 02/11 21:11
推 :馬的 超多XD14F 02/11 21:11
推 :15不是"需要打"而是自言自語有如國際電話般的意思15F 02/11 21:13
→ :18超靠北XDDD
→ :18超靠北XDDD
推 :這篇翻得快價值破千 超強17F 02/11 21:14
推 :超有梗 可是太多我END了18F 02/11 21:16
→ :47應該是說生日在6/4~6/6?19F 02/11 21:16
→ :47應該是說生日在6/4~6/6
→ :47應該是說生日在6/4~6/6
推 :58翻成沖澡會比較好懂一點XD21F 02/11 21:19
推 :XDD22F 02/11 21:22
推 :85你媽唯一的相片23F 02/11 21:22
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD24F 02/11 21:22
推 :認真翻譯推25F 02/11 21:22
推 :第47的翻譯應該是 她出生在6/4、6/5、6/6號26F 02/11 21:22
→ :92神翻譯XDDDDDDD這個真的超厲害27F 02/11 21:22
推 :Yo mama so fat that it is over 100 Yo mama so fat28F 02/11 21:23
推 :對不起...辛苦你了...29F 02/11 21:25
→ :有很多笑點沒翻出來或是根本翻歪了........30F 02/11 21:25
→ :不不...我覺得有那個耐性翻已經沒什麼好嫌惹31F 02/11 21:27
推 :47.應該翻譯成她出生在6月4號5號6號32F 02/11 21:28
→ :比如說29吧 那是指牛奶盒上的失蹤人口協尋照片33F 02/11 21:28
是說 我根本不知道牛奶盒上有印這東西還以為是代言人的照片
推 :有翻有推 錯誤大家幫忙找就好了34F 02/11 21:28
→ :但是你居然能把ran away翻成跑步......orz35F 02/11 21:28
推 :137 Al Gore 指控她造成全球暖化36F 02/11 21:30
推 :65 overnight bag應該翻成睡袋?37F 02/11 21:32
推 :推翻譯,辛苦啦!!XD38F 02/11 21:32
→ :還有56是指肚臍裡面不會卡線頭,會卡整件毛衣進去39F 02/11 21:33
推 :有梗推 翻譯推40F 02/11 21:35
→ :72其實是有點歧視亞洲人的笑話...不過沒翻出來也沒差41F 02/11 21:35
→ :81是指觸動汽車防盜器 不是關掉......完全翻反了orz
→ :81是指觸動汽車防盜器 不是關掉......完全翻反了orz
→ :76不懂 78是指胖到橫跨夫家跟親家?43F 02/11 21:39
→ :100明明是說爬到她頭頂後會耳鳴 哪來的說注意orz44F 02/11 21:41
我少看了一個get XD→ :101是指去醫院把車從身上拿出來45F 02/11 21:42
→ :112翻郵遞區號比較好
這個code指的應該是 電話號碼開頭的 像 台北02 桃園03 郵遞區號小了一點→ :112翻郵遞區號比較好
→ :樓上乾脆回文重翻比較快47F 02/11 21:45
→ :120 senior pictures指的是高中畢業紀念照...48F 02/11 21:45
推 :979批幣 辛苦了~~~49F 02/11 21:47
→ :127是說 你媽跌倒想起身時把自己搖到睡著50F 02/11 21:47
推 :辛苦辛苦~51F 02/11 21:50
推 :143應該是該變地球自旋52F 02/11 21:50
推 :你媽超胖這個梗到底哪裡好笑.....53F 02/11 21:53
推 :推!54F 02/11 21:55
→ :翻譯辛苦了 不過真的錯誤百出啊orz55F 02/11 21:55
推 :朵拉那個好好笑XD56F 02/11 21:59
推 :幹你媽的我邊看邊留眼淚,怎麼能翻得這麼好阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDD57F 02/11 22:01
推 :看到第一個就笑了XDDDDDDDDD58F 02/11 22:02
→ :好色龍可以發一篇訂正版的59F 02/11 22:05
推 :哇靠......XDDDDD60F 02/11 22:06
推 :認真翻給推61F 02/11 22:08
推 :108待續62F 02/11 22:15
推 :你媽超胖 你媽生你時還得拜託醫生走進去抱你出來63F 02/11 22:17
推 :92應該是說他吸收光線64F 02/11 22:20
推 :16是什麼梗?65F 02/11 22:24
→ :90210是影集 被當成是體重66F 02/11 22:24
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD67F 02/11 22:27
推 :板名乾脆改成你媽超胖好了,這系列文有完沒完啊……68F 02/11 22:28
推 :XD69F 02/11 22:33
推 :16.17中間的重力透鏡哏竟然沒有編號XDDD70F 02/11 22:33
噓 :是很好笑 但是實在錯太多71F 02/11 22:34
Robot Chicken: Death Star Yo Momma - YouTube
Is it hard for Vader to hear the Emperor talk about Padme like that?
Is it hard for Vader to hear the Emperor talk about Padme like that?
→ :類似的還有yo mama so stupid/dumb/thin/!@#$%^&*(73F 02/11 22:35
推 :太長了看不下去啦XDDD74F 02/11 22:44
推 :第50不是你媽 是土方吧75F 02/11 22:44
推 :超棒的76F 02/11 22:50
推 :27 ??77F 02/11 22:59
→ :好多新鮮梗XDDDD78F 02/11 23:03
噓 :我也覺得錯太多..感覺像是用翻譯軟體或估狗翻的79F 02/11 23:05
推 :妳媽超胖 可以影響潮汐80F 02/11 23:16
推 :push81F 02/11 23:22
推 :27求解~82F 02/11 23:32
推 :27是因為她被她的肉擋住了所以看不到擦鞋的人83F 02/11 23:39
→ :所以要相信他吧
→ :所以要相信他吧
推 :笑翻天lol85F 02/11 23:41
推 :有沒有「Yo mama」的battle啊 就像阿姆尬rap那樣86F 02/11 23:50
推 :我突然發現這篇可以拿來練習英文耶!!!87F 02/11 23:56
推 :辛苦了88F 02/12 00:04
推 :認真89F 02/12 00:05
推 :..有點多90F 02/12 00:06
推 :推給你了~才不給另一篇呢91F 02/12 00:08
推 :92F 02/12 00:11
推 :92 他的減肥餐要從日出開始吃93F 02/12 00:13
推 :推 XD94F 02/12 00:15
推 :72 他的下巴層數比中國電話簿頁數還多95F 02/12 00:17
噓 :錯誤滿多的96F 02/12 01:19
推 :樓上可以幫忙修正97F 02/12 01:49
噓 :錯太多 野人獻曝 google都不會錯那麼多98F 02/12 02:27
→ :辛苦了99F 02/12 02:57
噓 :不會翻就不要逞強100F 02/12 03:08
有人好酸 給她含石蕊試紙會變成紅色
有人好酸 他去餐廳點炒青菜 吃了一口問服務生: 我沒有點酸菜阿?
有人好酸 他的口水能和鹼產生化學反應 生成鹽和水
我想說這篇文章沒人理 就拿去來試試 沒想到..
就像去當志工掃街 該地居民還跳出來說 我家門前沒掃乾淨
到底在幹什麼 到底會不會掃阿 幹什麼吃的阿 行不行啊 會不會啊 要不要教你啊
出一張嘴 最後他的口水噴滿整個地板我還要幫他拖地 實際上也沒做什麼
因為有點累 當時翻完這篇後發文後就睡了 並沒有校稿
我流翻譯真是抱歉
指出錯誤的鄉民們真是感謝
是故學然後知不足,教然後知困。
知不足然後能自反也,知困然後能自強也。
故曰教學相長也。
下台一鞠躬
往好處想 至少你媽超胖翻對了 對吧?
推 :辛苦推101F 02/12 04:34
推 :屁孩虛我就推102F 02/12 06:05
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推 :XDDD103F 02/12 09:24
推 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD104F 02/12 09:47
噓 :翻錯一堆還敢說咧105F 02/12 09:49
推 :不錯啦 反正重點是你媽超胖XDDDD106F 02/12 09:54
推 :辛苦了!!!107F 02/12 10:16
推 :有些看不懂涵義 但大致上蠻歡樂的XD108F 02/12 10:18
推 :推109F 02/12 10:31
推 :推~~酸民不死 只是無聊 :p110F 02/12 10:44
推 :推143 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD111F 02/12 11:00
推 :還是要推一下原po的用心!!!112F 02/12 11:05
推 :推推113F 02/12 11:40
推 :推原PO耐心翻譯 我都沒耐心看完全部了 酸民鍵盤英文老師114F 02/12 11:45
推 :看到一半END了 實在太多 原PO真有耐心 = =115F 02/12 12:22
推 :幹 好酸XD 至少"你媽超胖"翻對了XDDDDDD116F 02/12 12:51
推 :推117F 02/12 13:02
噓 :錯一堆118F 02/12 13:38
推 :推119F 02/12 13:42
推 :推原po的用心120F 02/12 13:55
推 :不得不推121F 02/12 14:06
推 :推~122F 02/12 14:38
噓 :...123F 02/12 14:52
※ 編輯: supatea 來自: 114.34.32.110 (02/12 15:53)推 :支持熱心!!!!124F 02/12 15:53
推 :推推125F 02/12 15:53
推 :辛苦推 打字也要工的 虛的人真是唉126F 02/12 16:05
噓 :有些錯太誇張了127F 02/12 16:28
→ :辛苦推 拜託別跟酸民認真 八卦跟就可最容易出酸民128F 02/12 17:09
推 :推熱心129F 02/12 17:13
→ :錯一堆就錯一堆 翻譯出錯超正常的130F 02/12 17:17
→ :願意改正就好了 不過我覺得叉子和堆高機可以改成叉車
→ :雖然叉車是中國那邊在用的 不過比起叉子和堆高機 叉能車比較能
→ :叉車比較能表現出雙關語笑點
→ :願意改正就好了 不過我覺得叉子和堆高機可以改成叉車
→ :雖然叉車是中國那邊在用的 不過比起叉子和堆高機 叉能車比較能
→ :叉車比較能表現出雙關語笑點
推 :推!!!笑到差點看不下去134F 02/12 17:57
推 :給推135F 02/12 18:24
推 :推推喔 ~ :D136F 02/12 18:34
推 :說錯一堆的自己回一篇正確的阿 嘴炮哥XDD137F 02/12 18:42
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