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當我考慮自殺來逃脫父母的虐待時,我會復誦自己的口頭禪“你不值得就這樣死去”。

諷刺的是,現在他們年老了,餓到變皮包骨,整天臥床不起,求我讓他們解脫時,我仍然
會復誦這句口頭禪。

原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s4ntth/whenever_
Whenever I considered killing myself to escape my parents' abuse, I'd just recite my mantra "you don't deserve to die". : TwoSentenceHorror 33.6k votes, 446 comments. Ironically, now that they are old, hungry, covered in bedsores, and begging to be put out of their misery, I still have … ...

 
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我雖然從出生就是瞎子,但幸運的是,我有個關愛我的母親在照顧日常起居。

所以當有一天,一道光因縫線脫落而照進眼睛時,你可以想想我有多受打擊。

原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ww5tti/i_was_bor
I was born blind but was lucky enough to have a loving mother who took care of my every need. : TwoSentenceHorror 25.0k votes, 338 comments. Imagine the betrayal I felt when a stitch slipped and a ray of light hit my eye for the first time. ...

 
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“911,請問有何緊急狀況?”,在電話那頭回答我的是一個小女孩的抽泣聲。

“我覺得爸爸想殺死我。”,小女孩哭泣著說,我立刻感到血液凝結,因為我聽出那是
己女兒的聲音

原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tdi8mo/911_whats
_your_emergency_i_asked_and_listened_to/

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“好的賴瑞,因為接下來這段戲得在水下拍,所以茱麗亞要假裝溺水,但她需要吸氣時會
舉起三根手指。”

“好的茱麗亞,如果拍這段水下戲中途妳需要吸氣,只需揮揮手,賴瑞就會把
潛水面鏡交給妳。”

原文網址https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s5m3ay/okay_larr
“Okay Larry, for this underwater scene, Julia will be pretending to drown, but will hold up three fingers when she needs air.” : TwoSentenceHorror 20.1k votes, 339 comments. “Okay Julia, if you need air during your underwater scene, just wave your hands, and Larry will hand you the scuba mask.” ...

 
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在經過了許多年,學會了能力所及的所有知識後,我讓時間再次開始流動。

我立刻就感到愧咎,因為碰到的第一個人抽泣著說他整個過程一直都保有意識。

原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/sdc3m2/after_bei
After being satisfied that I learned as much information as I could on every topic under the sun, I unfroze time after many years. : TwoSentenceHorror 19.5k votes, 306 comments. Guilt ripped into me the moment the first person I encountered sobbed that they were conscious the whole time. ...

 
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當我回到過去時,過去的我懷著希望的問,“我的生活什麼時候才會變好?”

我不想傷了他的心,但隨著身影逐漸消失,我意識到我的遲疑讓他明白了一切。

原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wi2v8m/when_i_tr
When I travelled back in time, my past-self asked with tentative hope, "When does it get better?" : TwoSentenceHorror 19.6k votes, 350 comments. I couldn't think of how to answer without breaking his heart, but as I began to fade out of existence, I realized my … ...

 
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我的第一個願望是成為百萬富翁,第二個是知道死後會發生什麼。

第三個本來是放精靈自由,但最後變成讓我成為不死之身。

原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/smszrm/i_used_my
I used my first wish to become a billionaire, and I used my second one to find out what happens after death. : TwoSentenceHorror 19.3k votes, 418 comments. I was planning to use my 3rd wish to free my genie, but instead I used it to become immortal. ...

 
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我出於無聊,打開了那個綁架我的人放在地下室的收音機。

本來以為他們還在試著找我,但接著我在收音機裡聽到“我”正在述說能獲救是多麼幸運
的事。

原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ufyjee/out_of_sh
Out of sheer boredom I turned on the radio in my kidnapper's basement, only to hear that he had been arrested the day before. : TwoSentenceHorror 18.7k votes, 215 comments. I thought they were still searching for me, but then I heard my own voice saying how much I was glad to finally be found. ...

 
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我母親急匆匆打電話來,告訴我忘了帶這次跟其他四肢癱瘓人士旅行時得吃的藥。

我之前從來沒忘記帶藥,所以我以為自己會被病痛折磨,但為什麼我的腳趾頭能動了?

原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rk7t8o/my_mom_ca
My mom called me in sheer horror as she realized I forgot to bring my medicine on my overnight trip to connect with others who are also paralyzed. : TwoSentenceHorror 17.2k votes, 219 comments. I’ve never been without my medication before so I thought I would be in pain, why am I able to wiggle my toes? ...

 
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當我看到其他人在祝賀強姦我的人時,感到一陣噁心。

當看到他們撫摸我老婆的肚子,談論何時舉辦新生兒派對時,更是讓我難以忍受這一切。


原文網址:https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wstwva/i_fought_
I fought nausea watching people congratulate my rapist. : TwoSentenceHorror 16.5k votes, 540 comments. Watching them gush over my wife’s belly and discussing a baby shower was almost too much to bear. ...

 
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※ 編輯: Lemonfish004 (42.73.243.51 臺灣), 09/10/2022 06:25:29
※ 編輯: Lemonfish004 (42.73.243.51 臺灣), 09/10/2022 06:26:14
windwing: 謝謝翻譯 好好看1F 09/10 06:27
ice76824: 我是不信5只有學知識啦2F 09/10 06:48
sdfsonic: 10有點看不懂3F 09/10 07:25
memoryautumn: 4看不懂 7是指變成精靈了嗎 10是指女生強姦男生?4F 09/10 07:40
BRANFORD: 4 要讓茱莉雅真溺水  大概這樣票房會比較好吧5F 09/10 07:49
Pietro: 7是指他知道死後的事情後,不敢死了。6F 09/10 07:54
Pietro: 4要上紅色的地方是揮揮手吧? XD
Pietro: 10就強姦「我」的人就是「老婆」啊。
BRANFORD: 8是被掉包了嗎?9F 09/10 08:05
vm06wl: 或是綁架犯盜用身份被綁架的人的身份10F 09/10 08:08
sophena1990: 7大概是賈方XDD11F 09/10 08:08
Pietro: 會這樣臨時更改訂單,大概是爛甲方12F 09/10 08:58
SalDuar: 再次提醒,強迫性行為的加害與受害都不會只發生在特定性13F 09/10 10:24
SalDuar: 別,另外可能還有婚內強暴的問題
auni: 3裡面的911接聽員應該是小女孩媽媽....吧?15F 09/10 10:33
Henryyekaleo: 5&10不太懂16F 09/10 10:38
choapi: 5是冷凍技術,冷凍人從頭到尾多年來都醒著。17F 09/10 10:51
asparagus: 推18F 09/10 10:53
choapi: 10就可以套認識的臉比較清楚。假設萬安緊抱之後,玉珍有了19F 09/10 10:54
choapi: ,最後在金門結婚這樣。
Kuromi0929: 4看不懂21F 09/10 11:01
wildcat5566: 4是導演給男方的安全手勢是三隻手指,給女方的卻是揮22F 09/10 11:18
wildcat5566: 揮手…所以萬一真溺水的話手揮斷了也不會有人幫她
wildcat5566: 10一開始想成ntr 還是夫妻丼那些的…我去面壁
ejru65m4: 5是時間暫停能力吧 暫停好幾年獲得能力優勢 但這好幾年25F 09/10 11:38
ejru65m4: 裡其他人都在有意識的坐牢
ejru65m4: 維持著最後一個姿勢被禁錮
挑幾個有問題的統一回,4是導演為了拍出真實反應,故意要女方真溺水。5跟樓上講的一
樣,7就字面意思,10是老婆強奸了“我”,有可能是女方把男生弄的神智不清後硬上,
懷孕後強迫男方跟她結婚。
※ 編輯: Lemonfish004 (42.73.243.51 臺灣), 09/10/2022 11:50:37
yayahahaha: 好看28F 09/10 12:02
luvuhahasiao: 兩句的比一句的好懂太多29F 09/10 12:11
wafiea708: 1和2猜得到劇情 6好像有點悲傷 是過去的自殺讓未來的消30F 09/10 13:57
wafiea708: 失嗎
yc736: 2.9的母親可怕32F 09/10 14:12

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