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http://youtu.be/i_xFOmYxKYw

這次Nice Peter找來跟他合作過的團隊

風格和平時不太一樣，喜不喜歡就見仁見智囉(我個人是不排斥啦)


滿滿的神話梗啊，還有果不其然會談到電影


How dare you challenge my immortal throne?

相較於北歐眾神會死亡，希臘神祇是不朽的（immortal）


I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the phone

宙斯是眾神之父，所以他叫索爾老盃(北歐眾神之父奧丁)來聽電話


I'm like Medusa, I'll stone a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong

蛇髮女妖梅杜莎


I'm a bull, getting bitches with my swan schlong

宙斯曾經化身成公牛(bull)和天鵝(swan)強姦女性


I'm on point like Poseidon's trident

"be on point"指一個人盡全力表現，波賽頓的三叉戟也有尖端


Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of your giants

霜巨人(frost giants)是索爾的敵人


Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting rapist

索爾反擊宙斯是個變形強姦犯


And get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness

索爾是斯堪的納維亞(Scandinavian)地區的人所信仰的


But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house

索爾把guard up 跟rock用Asgard(阿斯嘉，北歐神明居住地)和諸神的黃昏替代


You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon

赫拉是宙斯的老婆兼姊姊，索爾說跟自己老姊舌吻比戈爾貢(蛇髮女妖)還噁


I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie Portman

電影"雷神索爾"的女主角


You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the Clash of the Douches

電影“Clash of the Titans”(超世紀封神榜)


Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy

古希臘是哲學的始祖，有蘇格拉底　柏拉圖　亞里斯多德等


My Greeks built the bedrock of democracy

雅典的城邦議會是最早的民主體制


All the pimps of Mount Olympus and me the king pin!

Kingpin(金霸王)是漫威作品中的角色


For thousands of kilometers, discovering the continents

北歐人比哥倫布早抵達美洲500年


I will drop you like Greece's GDP

希臘的慘痛經濟


Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades

送你去比冥王黑帝斯還深的地下


Now make like your daddy, and swallow my babies



You think the underworld scares the ruler of the skies?

宙斯是天神


You're joking, Loki must have written your lines

洛基是惡作劇之神，宙斯說索爾的搞笑歌詞肯定是洛基寫的


You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just died

維京人死後會被放在船上火葬


Your glory days are over

希臘神祇現在已無人信仰


Here, take these drachma for your eyes

When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed bitch I say hi

drachma是古希臘貨幣，當人死後抵達冥河(River Styx)時要付錢給擺渡人才能通過

three headed bitch指的是地獄三頭犬賽伯拉斯



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