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Polish Jokes 波蘭笑話集翻譯 (5)

(附說明好讀版：http://belleaya.pixnet.net/blog/post/32251317 )




A Polak is applying for a job.
During the interview, the chief decided to ask him a question.

“How many days in the week that start with ‘T’?”
The Polak said, “Two!”

“Very good!” said the chief. "And what are they?”
“Today and Tomorrow!”

一個波蘭人想要應徵一個工作。
在面試時，老闆決定問他一個問題。

「一個星期裡有幾天英文是T開頭？」
波蘭人說：「兩天！」

「很好！」老闆說：「是哪兩個？」
「今天跟明天！」









Why did the Pole wait until age 63 to finally screw his wife?
He heard most folks have sex just before retiring.

為什麼那個波蘭人一直到63歲才終於跟他老婆行房？
因為他聽說大多數人只能在退休(睡)前做愛。









Why wouldn't the Pole use toothpaste?
His teeth weren't loose.

為什麼波蘭人不用牙膏 (牙齒膠水)？
因為他們牙齒還沒掉。









What's a Polish Bikini consist of?
Two Band-Aids and two corks.

波蘭的比基尼包含哪些東西？
兩個OK繃和兩個軟木塞。






Q: What is one idea that never got off the ground?
A: A Polish Air Force.

Q: 想想看有什麼東西永遠沒辦法離開地面？
A: 波蘭空軍。






Q: How can you spot a Polish fur coat?
A: It's got tire marks on it.

Q: 要怎麼認出波蘭的皮草大衣？
A: 上面有輪胎壓痕。






Hear about the Pole who went to the diner
and had the businessman's lunch?

The businessman was irate.

有聽說有個波蘭人去餐廳
然後吃商業午餐嗎？（吃了一個商人的午餐）

那個商人很不爽。









How can you spot a Polish helicopter?
It's equipped with an ejection seat.

要怎麼認出波蘭的直升機？
他有彈射逃生椅。

註：這次我最喜歡這個 XDDD






How can you spot a Polish airplane in a snowstorm?
It's the one with snow chains on the propellers.

要怎麼在暴風雪中認出波蘭的飛機？
就是在螺旋槳有雪地防滑鍊的。






Why don't Poles buy Christmas seals?
They don't know what to feed them.

為什麼波蘭人不買聖誕節慈善郵票？（聖誕節海豹）
因為他們不知道怎麼餵食牠們。





Hear about the Polish guy that bought his wife a toy poodle?
He accidentally killed it putting the batteries in.

有聽說過有個波蘭人買給他老婆玩具貴賓狗嗎？
他不小心在放電池時弄死牠。







How is Polish sausage made?
First get a retarded pig...

波蘭香腸要怎麼做？
首先，找到一隻智障的豬......






Did you hear about the Pole that broke his leg at the golf course?
He fell off the ball washer.

你有聽說有個波蘭人在高爾夫球場跌斷腿嗎？
他從洗球機（洗蛋蛋機）上面跌下來。






The latest Polish technological discoveries: Inflatable dart boards.

最新波蘭科技：充氣射飛標板。






Hear about the polish woman who bought an exercise bike?
She tried to ride it home.

有聽說過那個買了健身腳踏車的波蘭女人嗎？
她試著想把它騎回家。







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