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※ 本文為 Knuckles 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2012-04-16 01:04:22
看板 joke
作者 kogba (要亂大家來)
標題 [笑話] 李安大導演
時間 Sun Apr 15 23:59:14 2012

今天要跟大家講個小故事
之前李安大導演爆紅的時候  他老家很多人都去恭喜

所以有好一陣子李安導演的媽媽 非常忙  要招呼好多客人
有次李安導演跟媽媽說今天有外國朋友要來找他
如果他不在 請他稍坐 再打電話通知一下

交代完畢　李安導演就出門了
然後李安回來 問媽媽說 有沒有人找他

媽媽就說 沒有阿 都是鄰居阿
李安導演就覺得奇怪 明明就約好今天的 怎麼沒來

李安： 媽媽 真的沒有嗎?? 你要不要再想一下??

媽媽：對阿 不過有一個很煩人的傢伙 一直來推銷東西 煩死了 我趕走他好幾次


李安: 推銷??












客人：　你認識Ang Lee嗎？？

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