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※ 本文為 MindOcean 轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2016-09-07 19:51:04
看板 Gossiping
作者 unique681 (tw)
標題 [問卦] 火車座位被外國人坐走 怎麼請他離開?
時間 Tue Sep  6 23:02:18 2016

乳題

火車對號座位被坐走 如果是遇到台灣人那好辦事


那如果是阿多仔勒?

說甚麼請他起來才不會太兇也不失尊嚴?

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→ shevchen: 肛1F 09/06 23:02
→ uke3458: 妹2F 09/06 23:02
推 shiriri: get out of my seat3F 09/06 23:02
推 twPenn: May sure gun more4F 09/06 23:02

需要..更.多槍?

噓 f17690815: ma5F 09/06 23:02
推 ejeanstone: 肛五樓的馬眼嚇他走6F 09/06 23:02
→ LBJay: note7拿出來?7F 09/06 23:02
→ gracefeather: make sure gang more8F 09/06 23:03
推 kairi5217: Fuxk off9F 09/06 23:03
→ meredith001: 滾10F 09/06 23:03
※ 編輯: unique681 (36.235.64.134), 09/06/2016 23:04:20
→ beartsubaki: 外國人台灣人有差嗎 都是搶走你座位的人 = =11F 09/06 23:03
推 noname78531: ccr:就給他坐啊12F 09/06 23:03
推 hu6111: Get out!Fuck you!13F 09/06 23:03
→ huangmingwei: GO AWAY14F 09/06 23:03
噓 kerkercheng: FUCK OFF15F 09/06 23:03
推 dioradio: 肛16F 09/06 23:04
推 f51: get out the here17F 09/06 23:04
推 a81255316: Fuck my ass pls18F 09/06 23:04
→ soria: 直接了當跟他說這是我的位子19F 09/06 23:04
推 JFNfrog: hold the door!!20F 09/06 23:04
推 IronWolf: 牛沒奶21F 09/06 23:05
→ vesia: 拿車票給他看啊22F 09/06 23:05
推 amandasdream: excuse me, this is my seat.23F 09/06 23:05
→ f51: GET OUT OF HERE AND KISS MY ASS24F 09/06 23:05
推 idunhav1: bend over25F 09/06 23:05
噓 freshbanana: 比車票再比自己26F 09/06 23:05
→ a1121255: move your fucking ass out27F 09/06 23:05
噓 BDG: 請列車長28F 09/06 23:05
推 waynecode: Sup, bro? You think you got swags?29F 09/06 23:06
→ SuperUp: 講中文叫他滾丫 講英文的都潛在ccr30F 09/06 23:06
推 Loitry: Geu the fuck out31F 09/06 23:06
→ f51: GET OUT OF HERE AND KICK MY ASS32F 09/06 23:06
推 Xhocer: 罵他幹你娘他絕對聽得懂33F 09/06 23:06
推 Batterygod: fuck off mate !34F 09/06 23:06
推 sealdoom: excause me, this is my seat.  May I ask you to leave35F 09/06 23:06
→ Batterygod: -gradeaundera , 201636F 09/06 23:07
噓 Scion: Please penetrate my butthole, I am serious, please.37F 09/06 23:07
→ Scion: My butthole is itching for your penis.
→ proletariat: May show gun more?39F 09/06 23:09
→ zzxcasd …
噓 zzxcasd: 簽生死狀打擂台40F 09/06 23:09
→ lonelysin: 拿出NOTE7大喊阿拉花瓜阿!整節車廂都可以座喔~41F 09/06 23:09
推 hipmyhop: assfucker will kill you. A hole42F 09/06 23:09
推 justadog: 說中文 聽不懂他家的事43F 09/06 23:09
推 BigHotDog: may show gun more44F 09/06 23:09
→ haw561676: 樓上...45F 09/06 23:09
推 ace4: 露出刺青說 幹46F 09/06 23:10
推 sealdoom: 滅休幹魔47F 09/06 23:10
推 magic1104: 坐他大腿48F 09/06 23:10
→ Nishikino252: fuck him49F 09/06 23:10
推 shadowdio: 用廣東話罵他50F 09/06 23:11
推 koim: 你，海灘的太陽！用英文說即可51F 09/06 23:11
推 victoryman: this is my seat52F 09/06 23:12
推 nomad888: fxxk my seat53F 09/06 23:12
推 kevinlike: May I sit on ur legs54F 09/06 23:12
→ f51: GET OUT OF HERE AND KICK MY ASS55F 09/06 23:13
推 sealdoom: 樓上自爆56F 09/06 23:13
推 Asce: be gone57F 09/06 23:14
→ sealdoom: 像這種要求我沒聽過58F 09/06 23:14
推 dean1990: 問他要不要買瓜59F 09/06 23:14
→ SKyDRoPer: fuck off60F 09/06 23:14
→ sealdoom: Get lost!61F 09/06 23:15
→ owenx: 坐他大腿上啊62F 09/06 23:16
推 gg4inder: g g is in der63F 09/06 23:16
推 KMTlikesshit: Get out of my sight before I demolish you64F 09/06 23:19
推 reality6699: Coffee？Tea？or me？65F 09/06 23:20
推 kps1247: get out BAMF66F 09/06 23:20
推 shadowpower: This is my spot67F 09/06 23:22
推 johnniewu: Get out my jungle!68F 09/06 23:23
推 wewe266: make sure gun more69F 09/06 23:24
→ Chieen: Fuck off! Bittttttttch! Or you will suck my dick!70F 09/06 23:25
推 alog: 你：you! out! out! out!  老外表示：你學狗叫？71F 09/06 23:27
推 dageegee: Get the fuck away72F 09/06 23:31
推 yugo740416: this is my fucking seat73F 09/06 23:34
噓 DuMon: 舔他耳朵74F 09/06 23:35
推 eflove43: suck my dick75F 09/06 23:36
推 error123: 比蓮花指坐下去           結果遇到老外gay76F 09/06 23:39
推 minami77: how r u77F 09/06 23:41
推 khsa3200: 把你的包包丟到他腿上喊阿拉花瓜，另外要記得把臉包起78F 09/06 23:42
→ khsa3200: 來
推 Leaflock: got your ads out of here,motherfucker80F 09/06 23:45
→ Leaflock: ass
推 wuliou: fuck off82F 09/06 23:46
推 mouz: Ixcuse me ,this is my sit83F 09/06 23:49
推 TECHMONSTER: 今日我們既分高下 也決生死84F 09/06 23:50
推 j900414: get out from my seat85F 09/06 23:50
推 hau0324: Get out of my territory. Say my name.86F 09/06 23:52
推 htaedamay: This is book.87F 09/06 23:55
推 XseraphimX: I will kick your ass88F 09/06 23:55
噓 Rabarc: 看是白色 黑色 還是棕色的 各有應對89F 09/06 23:56
→ VincentKung: Fuck off90F 09/06 23:58
→ j68345517: 用臺語叫他起來91F 09/07 00:00
→ kenlin0105: 幹滾喇92F 09/07 00:03
噓 hayashi0728: 幹你娘起來釘孤支93F 09/07 00:05
推 fancydick501: fuck off, pussy bitch94F 09/07 00:05
→ hayashi0728: how do you turn this on95F 09/07 00:06
推 tsungg: fuck off you faggot96F 09/07 00:06
推 fish5123: have a seat,and I will suck your dick97F 09/07 00:09
推 masala: A for Apple, B for boy98F 09/07 00:23
→ welkin0219: Jung Liou Dan Tiou99F 09/07 00:27
推 justtakethat: 講中文請他離開100F 09/07 00:51
噓 masala: 講中文，叫他滾101F 09/07 00:57
推 sunn0414: Sorry, you sat my seat,please find another seat to s102F 09/07 01:05
→ sunn0414: it ..
推 fit8590: 法q 你閣104F 09/07 01:08
噓 karnoel: 台奴105F 09/07 01:09
→ dixieland999: 義大利?106F 09/07 01:19
推 JQK2: 坐在他腿上啊107F 09/07 01:22
→ JQK2: 之前遇到一個跟湯姆克魯斯有87成像的外國人，一整個心花怒
→ JQK2: 放
推 aniki9mmd: fire.in the hole110F 09/07 01:27
推 kevin95257: 怎麼沒有大喊  阿拉花瓜111F 09/07 04:49
推 dixongossip: Sheldon: This is my spot!!!!112F 09/07 08:13
推 Erict: 四樓  XDDDD113F 09/07 08:24
→ raku: Get the fuck out of my seat, [    ] !114F 09/07 08:53
推 nova06091: CY@115F 09/07 09:08
推 RachelMay: 有印象不要隨便對歪國人說sorry，因為會變成你是弱勢沒116F 09/07 09:14
→ RachelMay: 有主權，如果要他讓位還是直接講，不要搞什麼客套
→ Housetobe …
推 Housetobe: fuck off and fuck yourself118F 09/07 09:21
推 astro1217: ccr直接坐上去爽119F 09/07 09:54
推 gyamwoo: may you move ur god damn fucking ass out of my seat??120F 09/07 10:18
噓 oabcbenkco: 就直接講中文叫他起來………這有什麼困難，不用對外121F 09/07 10:25
→ nekoares: 拿車票給他看，這一句話都不用說吧，頂多說個sorry122F 09/07 10:38
推 jym962370: 是黑人跟他說 "那個"是我的位子123F 09/07 10:44
噓 sabreur: 直接說中文啊  這麼自卑喔124F 09/07 11:19
推 CelicaGT: 列車長125F 09/07 12:14
噓 Fly17: 遇到無恥佔座 找列車長就對了 自強號車長室在七車126F 09/07 12:21
推 kcl0801: fuck off 這是很有禮貌的用法哦^^127F 09/07 13:01
噓 eric28749: 講英文就自卑 是有多玻璃心啊128F 09/07 13:25
推 william10319: fire in the hole129F 09/07 14:01
推 mido: May sure gun more130F 09/07 14:21

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1樓 時間: 2016-09-07 10:21:58 (台灣) 
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APPLEWALK
　 09-07 10:21 TW 
跟他說你到台灣學中文
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motokill
　 09-07 14:39 TW 
get out!! motherfucker
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pok5437
　 09-09 17:08 SG 
拿車票給他看啊，我在泰國坐火車語言不通但指指點點也通的
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