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作者 標題 【感想】最近臉書上屁孩的動態…
時間 2013年07月03日 Wed. PM 07:51:59
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最近發現
臉書上很多小屁孩台客台妹:
1、ID一定會取「要堅強」「金愛張」「想通了」之類的(到底是想通什麼啦!通肛嗎?)
2、開心就一定要打「開薰」 超開心就一定要打「敲開薰」(看到敲都好想給他從頭殼洨敲下去)
3、唱個歌好像有很多隱私一樣 死愛打卡但一定要「隱+幾」(到底是有多神秘?不能公開還硬要人家知道人很多)
4、男生必剪羅志祥或某韓星的髮型,穿衣服一定要去潮店買潮T潮帽潮內褲(因為很潮~)
5、女生一定要有妹妹頭(一定要!),無論男女都要染幾撮五種以上的顏色在頭上
6、無論動態如何 附的照片絕對是自拍露溝照(天氣好好哦~開薰~結果完全只拍自己)
7、女生一定要嘟嘴、手一定要擠出溝來才合格
8、相機一定要由上往下,眼睛一定放大片,一定要往上看就算像吊死鬼一樣也沒關係…
9、為了跟上潮男腳步,動態就會打「累慘了」「無聊慘了」慘慘慘…
10、女生總像愛情(經期?)不順的假文青「我不說,你不懂,這就是距離…」「為什麼你都不懂我」
PS:沒有攻擊小豬粉絲的意思,我個人也滿欣賞羅志祥
可是 可以不用一直學人家嗎?
沒有那個屁股… 吃那個瀉藥 會拉很慘的…
其它由各位客官補充
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※ 作者: sahuee2003 時間: 2013-07-03 19:51:59
※ 編輯: sahuee2003 時間: 2013-07-06 14:45:45
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9樓 時間: 2013-07-03 21:42:43 (台灣)
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07-03 21:42 TW
第3點的 隱+幾,我實在不懂意義在哪... ˊ_ˋ 這種爛梗 周遭很多同學生也愛用 [大學生]
12樓 時間: 2013-07-03 22:20:18 (台灣)
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(編輯過) TW
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19樓 時間: 2013-07-03 23:45:35 (台灣)
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07-03 23:45 TW
24樓 時間: 2013-07-04 01:29:53 (台灣)
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07-04 01:29 TW
隱+幾的意思就是有幾個人沒有被標註打卡上去,所以用隱來代替EX: 十個人唱歌 打卡只有打自己 所以後面要加 隱+9 end
30樓 時間: 2013-07-04 11:28:16 (台灣)
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07-04 11:28 TW
最受不了那種鳥名字,我還看過「听說天空愛上了欸」ㄎㄅ這什麼?26文不給分,完全看不懂的語句倒扣!!!!!!!!!
35樓 時間: 2013-07-04 16:34:58
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07-04 16:34
轉貼的吧! 後面有一小小句 轉PTT (原著是我) 沒跟作者問過就轉有點不禮貌就是了==出處也沒註明連結
36樓 時間: 2013-07-04 16:48:41 (台灣)
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07-04 16:48 TW
根本中肯斃了阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 而且他們有時候還會PO不明粉末照片上去... 不知道是在做餅乾還是直接生吃的粉...
可能是從家裡冰箱拿的麵粉硬是帶點放桌上再打上隱+20動態再打上「嗨慘了」
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39樓 時間: 2013-07-04 20:31:16
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07-04 20:31
亂徵穩交友算嗎?或是狀態打"徵穩交"算嗎=_=?
要打”徵穩交”不如打”徵懶交”我還會覺得比較有種
47樓 時間: 2013-07-05 10:35:48 (台灣)
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07-05 10:35 TW
除了咩咩頭之外 其他點都中肯 根本講出心聲啊!!!!大大~~~~~
咩咩頭是一種髮型 ,我沒有反對他的意思 ,只是當你看見一個學校的國中畢業冊或整個同年紀的粉絲專頁大家都長一樣的時候,你就會懂我在說什麼了…
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