看板 layzer
作者 標題 [轉寄][童年] 亂回答 (板標)
時間 2010年10月06日 Wed. PM 11:00:01
看板 StupidClown
作者 標題 [童年] 亂回答
時間 Tue Oct 5 23:08:50 2010
原po打工的工作是陪一個兩歲的小朋友玩,小朋友最近在練習不穿尿布穿內褲。
小朋友還不習慣沒有尿布的生活,所以如果沒有定期帶他去尿尿,
他想尿尿就直接尿在地板上。 於是乎我常常告誡他不可以尿在地板上
「如果要尿尿要跟姊姊講喔。」 「好。」
「不可以尿在地板上知不知道?」 「知道!」
「也不可以尿在內褲上知不知道?」 「知道!」
雖然常常這樣跟他說,但有時候他還是會尿在地板上。我常在想,他是
真的知道還是假的知道? 於是今天我決定來測試他...
「要尿尿要跟姊姊講知不知道?」 「知道!」
「不可以尿在褲褲上知不知道?」 「知道!」
「臣亮言先帝創業未半知不知道?」 「知道!」
他果然不知道!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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p.s. 如果是轉貼的話,可以喔:)
(沒想到好快就爆了,好感動:p)
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→ :這應該會爆~~
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→ : 經背
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→ :答對通關密語的才可以進笨版,這樣大家知不知道~~
→ :答對通關密語的才可以進笨版,這樣大家知不知道~~
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推 :弟弟: 我阿真的知道阿!(怒)248F 10/06 19:49
→ :臣亮言先帝創業未半嗚嚜? S嗚喔~~249F 10/06 20:04
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